
My name is Bethany [or Beth, if you wish], I am 16 years old [but I sometimes act like a 70 year old] and I come from the Land of the English [and I'm quite posh].
I shagged John Watson because he asked for it and it was odd.
I watched John hug Sherlock Holmes because I was told to and I smiled.
I kissed Jim Moriarty because I was bored! And I smiled.
I watched John hug a dinosaur because I was told to and it was slightly awkward.
ACCURATE
I kissed …Sek Met… because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2… and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
I don’t even—
I watched John hug Sarah Sawyer because that’s how little Carl died and it was slightly awkward.
Right…
I watched John hug Jim from IT because that’s what people DO! and it was slightly awkward ofcourse it was awkward I only...
I watched in horror as Mycroft ate the Golem because I ran out of strawberry jam and I was happy for the rest of the...
I watched John hug kitten!John, because I was told to, and I collapsed.
watched Sherlock headbutt Anderson because he asked for it...cried. basically.
I shagged jim moriaty as he asked for it then i turned into a puddle.
Anderson made me kick ANDERSON because Anderson is a douche and I cried.
i bought some jam for Mycroft’s Umbrella because i was told to ,and i was happy for the rest of the day.
I shagged Sherlock’s Scarf BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO...I ran away wtf xD
I watched Sherlock headbutt ANDERSON because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards...
I watched John hug Sherlock’s scarf because I love him and I was happy for the rest of the day yup
i collapsed. accurate.
I burnt the heart out of Mycroft Holmes because that’s what people DO! and it hurt.
I kissed Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft forced me too and I ran away.
I kissed Jim Moriarty because that’s what people DO! and it was slightly awkward. It sure was.
Lestrade made me punch Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people DO, and I cried. So Lestrade’s division is make people...
I watched John hug a dinosaur because Jim told me to and it hurt.
I watched Sherlock headbutt ANDERSON because Anderson is a douche and it made me laugh. Accurate :)
I kissed a dinosaur because Jim told me to and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
Mycroft’s umbrella...to and it was odd.
Lestrade made me punch a kitten because I love him and I cried.
bought some jam for Sherlock’s scarf...unhappy and I collapsed. Sounds about right.
mrs hudson bought us a bowl of nibbles afterward
I met Anderson because that’s what people do! And it was slightly awkward.
I watched John hug a dinosaur because Jim told me to and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
I kissed Sek Met because it eased the pain of having to wait for Series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor. OH...
I kissed Anderson, because that’s what people DO! And I collapsed
I watched in horror as Mycroft ate a kitten because Anderson is a douche and it was odd. uhmm….
I burnt the heart our of Sherlock’s scarf because it made me happy and I screamed and ran away.
I burnt the heart out of the Golem because it made me happy and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
I watched John hug a lucky cat and it eased the pain of having to wait for series two, and I collapsed. Welp, gpoy right...