
Links for things are here.
My name is Bethany [or Beth, if you wish], I am 16 years old [but I sometimes act like a 70 year old] and I come from the Land of the English [and I'm quite posh].

I made myself a poster and I’m not sorry.
I will possibly sell it later.
Because you know you want one.
I want this on my wall.
PAMMY!!! LOOK, PAM! STATES OF CHUFF! IT MAKES SENSE.